Today was crazy. We spotted a unidentified flying object, people called this weird thing a UFO. Don't know why. The men went to investigate after the "UFO" landed, they came screaming with red swelling blisters all over, they look they got giant smallpox. The sheep wandered off for a while, when I found them they were surrounded by empty bottles, with glowing green drops everywhere. When I herded them back there eyes started to glow red, and lightning shot the sheep. When the shock cleared off, the sheep just stood there. For dinner we tried to cut into a sheep, but instead of lamb chops we got flashing lights and a unknown metal type. Something is messed up. Suddenly the wind started blowing and out of the corner of my eye I saw a white light suck someone into the sky. The next morning, something enormous dropped an egg out of the sky, the yolk exploded everywhere and our chickens started to grow and grow. After the giant chicken attack, which ended in a fantastic breakfast, the stupid sheep managed to jump off a cliff. And exploded in a ball of fire which spread across the whole valley. Suddenly a fishing line dropped from the sky and caught me by the collar. As I was sucked up into the sky, I saw the sheep morph into frogs and eat the people. "Goodbye world, goodbye family, goodbye sheep/frogs." I called as I flew into the sky. Up to a weird metal block, when I was up, these weird green bumpy men came over to said, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and the canyon below us exploded.
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