Today we came across a herd of buffalo, "Shoot them," called out one of our men. Someone shot one of the buffalo and the herd stampeded towards us. We all ran and screamed and thought they would kill us, but then, when they were about 20 yards away, they evaporated into dust with a "MOOOOOO!" Later that day we came across fort Kearny and we ran into an evil Mr. Solarz who ripped us off for our beaver pelts and also assigned 5 pages of homework. After that we went shopping at the local mall. They offered us food and clothes, but they took all of our money by selling soap only in 7 bar packs. We picked up shovels in a two-pack, but since we couldn't afford them both, the clerk ripped open the paper package and handed us only one of them. He only gave us a 47.91327% discount, though!!!!!! Then, we took our new food and other things and left the old ones behind. We were beginning to get hungry, so we opened the bacon barrel and it has been filled with evil green maggots instead of bacon. We were about to die when we saw this large building with a bright sign that read "Starbucks." We were desperate (and curious), so we walked in and all ordered this weird beverage we had never seen. The kind lady who gave them to us called them "frappuccinos." Suddenly, we all felt a burst of energy and started bouncing off the walls. We got very tired from uncontrollably bouncing, so we turned the oxen around and walked back to Fort Kearny, and this time, we were staying a couple nights.