Today we came across a river-not just any river the Kansas River, also known as the Punk Pig River. It is called this because monstrous, sassy, ham-eating pigs live there. We found that out the hard way. We were just strolling along, minding our own business. We had decided to bring 3 of our wagons on the ferry, with more of our important belongings in them. We took the other 3 wagons through the Punk Pig River. Immediately the sassy pigs started having a sass-off with the oxen. Unfortunately, the pigs had too much sass for the oxen to handle, which made the oxen flee, sending one of our wagons flying into the dangerous Punk Pig River, with 2 of our friends and our items in it. Because of this awful event, our friends survived, but broke their arms. We couldn't take it anymore. We were going to give those pigs a piece of our mind. Elias and Woo Ji Woo started to have a sass-off with the pigs. Luckily, they had some experience with sassing, so they beat the pigs. We crossed the river, but sadly, we lost some of our items and one of our wagon wheels. Oh, well. I guess oxen can't win sass-offs.
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