Today the men got in a really big fight, and even pulled out their guns and threatened to kill each other. They started to punch and kick too. Finally I stepped in the way, and asked them what they were fighting about. Then they said they were fighting about which side of the egg to crack open, the skinny side, or the big side. A little later that day, we found out that the Hatfield family were very sick, with a fever called fluffybunnyése. We were deciding weather to leave them behind so we don't get sick, or keep them with us, when a UFO came down, and took them away. Then Vasilios caught fluffybunnyése even after the family left. It was like they put a spell on Vasilios. We saw a snake oil seller, and he said if Vasilios drank it, he would get better in a day, and he would grow green hair. We were about to buy a vial of it, when a flying pig came down, and told us not to buy it because it was fake, and wouldn't cure him. We thanked the pig, and punched the snake oil man. Later that day, we left a note saying that a flying pig lives here, and if you are lucky, he will help you. Then we folded the note, and threw it up in the air. It disappeared, and was sent to the next wagon train.
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