Dear Mars Journal,
Wow! I thought this would actually be fun. But, like always, I am wrong. There are so many problems that it's like a vacation back home. Ugh. Why couldn't geologists know enough about space to know all of these problems? The Geologists Group of Greater Europe and Asia (3GEA) got together about this. They all had their hands tied. Some had already "wasted" money on this, and some were too worried to send a geologist. Some made up lame excuses, but they were experts on Mars now. Great. Apparently I chose just the right profession to be the volunteer for everything. I can't live through some of these problems. For example, I don't want to be caught in a dust storm, or having trouble with air pressure. Worst of all, the air is not breathable.
To get the heat off of me, Zoe Phillips is being killed right now, or at least I would, as a dentist whose patients need their mouths covered to live. They could eat the dust, breathe the air, or get too exposed to the low pressure. Too much. Just too much.
Wow! I thought this would actually be fun. But, like always, I am wrong. There are so many problems that it's like a vacation back home. Ugh. Why couldn't geologists know enough about space to know all of these problems? The Geologists Group of Greater Europe and Asia (3GEA) got together about this. They all had their hands tied. Some had already "wasted" money on this, and some were too worried to send a geologist. Some made up lame excuses, but they were experts on Mars now. Great. Apparently I chose just the right profession to be the volunteer for everything. I can't live through some of these problems. For example, I don't want to be caught in a dust storm, or having trouble with air pressure. Worst of all, the air is not breathable.
To get the heat off of me, Zoe Phillips is being killed right now, or at least I would, as a dentist whose patients need their mouths covered to live. They could eat the dust, breathe the air, or get too exposed to the low pressure. Too much. Just too much.