Hi I'm Peter Anderson with Nabili Ngoumba and we are talking about what has happened everyone has cholera and we are all very sick because elephants decided to stampede on us! Then the river flooded into our camp because the elephants created a path for it. But it was really dirty and carried the Vibrio virus. But of course we didn't know that. So we all thought that this was awesome because the elephants brought water right to our tent. Britta Larson hugged all the elephants even, for creating the path. But then we all caught cholera.
        Then there were some animals that looked like naked mole rats (I think we have seen them before) and they gave us medicine, crumpets and tea. we had the medicine but it didn't work but we never figured out what the medicine was and the tea and crumpets were very good. we also saw a giant dog so we hide in a rock in wyoming.
        It was quite an independent rock. At least that's what we had heard. It was called Independence Rock. But to most of us it loooked like a huge round rock. Ecspecialy to those of us who had cholera and were throwing up.
        And then another familiar crazed character in our adventures showed up. Again.
        "WHY OUR WAGON TRAIN?!?!" shouted Raja Bello.
        "What are you talking about" said jose rodriquez
        "the giant dog just ate it"
        "I'll check it out" he went outside and the next thing we new we heard a gulp and we all thought
        "we will never find him in that dog's stomach" then we went out and he jumped free but now he cholera and some other disease (that we really don't want to know about).
        Then Kade Bahari went up to the dog, as well as Dong Ling.
        "Okay, just walk up to it..." was whispered by Dong Ling.
         "Ohh...I hate DOGGGSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kade said too loudly.
        The giant dog soon had a toe on each of them.
        "But huge, Giant, slobbery, disgusting, weird, dogs that just show up strangley in the middle of the Oregon Trail in the 1800s are just great!" she said with enthusiasum, sarcasm and worry in her voice.
         So then we all ran as fast as we could behind the wagons. The dog was confused and went away, and so did we.
       

    So here we are at Fort Laramie. This place is pretty popular. There are six different people groups here, including us. But we have no idea why.
     On the first night here, Kade Bahari was tring to hurt a Chinese Imgrant she decided to push it off the horse and then rode the horse away and then came running back on the horse and then ran over another Chinese Imgrant, after that they had treatended to kill our OXEN! , we could not lose any oxen because that would slow us down and that would be very bad.
  We were tring to get across so that we could go mine gold but then mormons were telling us that we could not touch the lizards by the lake and then Sophia Castro decided to eat one and then they threatend to eat her.

     Then, the next day, Samir Bakri tried to pan for gold with the forty niners. All he ended up getting were some angry hedgehogs because he wasn't doing it right.

It is day 38 and 9 of us have monkey blisters. jose leonardo, though, has gorrilla blisters.
      otis marley said "mmmmm, yummmay!!!" and ate buffalo chips. well, he got buffalo blisters in his mouth. otis has to burn his tongue now, he cant make peace with it, and then Sefu Wellington decided to be VERY Smart(sarcasm!) and decided to to the same thing that Otis Marly and then he got super buffalo butt blisters. then Dong Ling got eaten by a Hyena and came back 24 hours later, but was brown for some reason! Nicoletta Innazzo got eaten by a buffalo trying to squeeze out buffalo chips out of the buffalo, and then we were going to collect water and then all the sudden it starts poring and then we all start singing its "raining men halouya its raining men amen" then peter anderson ate every body and barfed them out again. then samir bakri does the same to sophia castro.
then jose leonardo got into a tricked out lamborghini and crash into chimney rock. its not a chimney anymore. then chimney rock falls over onto courthouse rock. "yummay, food" he says

After Dr. Velociraptor left, we gave Dutch the medicine. After 24 hours he felt worse! :-( We got so bored with nothing to do after that and the doctor, Dr. Bello fell asleep! He didn't tend to Dutch for another hour. And then the nurse, Kade, fell asleep too! Dutch had no help whatsoever! While everyone else played hoops, where a large hoop is rolled along the ground, generally by means of a stick wielded by the player, or people researched stuff on Robert's computer. But then, a hoop went wild! It hit Dutch's wagon, and he went flying around because the hoop turned on th jet engines.
 "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" shouted Dutch. "HELP ME!!!!"
 "Don't worry," said a still drousy Dr. Bello.
 "I'll save you!" said Peter Anderson, the policeman. He jumped up to grab the wagon, but it swerved away.
 Jose Leonardo started laughing because Peter fell into doggy poop.
 "Dutch, jump out and land on Peter," called Otis.
 "I'm scared" moaned Dutch.
 Then, the wagon ran out of rocket power, and fell. Right on Jose Leonardo!:-)
 "What happened?" said Dutch. There were stars around his head.
 Just then, Jose Rodriguez hosed down Peter to clean him. He fell on Dutch, luckily, he was clean.
 Then Britta got kidnapped by a hyena, and came back 24 hours later.
 But Dutch didn't get better.

    After Nabili stopped crying about leaving Bertha, we noticed someone babbling about crazed monkeys.
    "The monkeys are after me! There gonna eat me! Help!" Dutch babbled on.
    "What are you talking about? I don't think there's any crazed monkeys around here," Jose stated. Dutch had an expression on his face that looked like he was a crazy person. Dr. Bello finally went up to Dutch and felt it head.
    "He's burning up! He's probably sick! There are no crazed monkeys," He yelled in his face.
    "I'm on fire! He even said so! I'm serious!" Mr. Vermont. Then, all of the sudden, he burst into flames. Then, crazed monkeys popped out of the forest and poured water on him.
    "That's much better. But I did tell you there were crazed monkeys! Five bucks, please!" He said. It turned out that the crazed monkeys had 5 bucks, and gave it to him.
    "Hello there, I am Dr. Velociraptor. I have been a doctor since we made the Louisiana Purchase for $15 million," a man stated in a fancy voice.
    "I have a cure for your friend, it's called snake oil,"
    "Snake oil is a fraud! Don't buy it! Also, his name is Dr. Valociraptor," said Otis.
    "Let's buy it!" Someone yelled.
    After lots of debate, we finally decided to buy it, and we also got worksheets. But I swear, when he walked away, I heard him snickering. Ripoff! It didn't even work!

    After we had that horrible, wacky, chicken filled adventure with the Indians, we kept walking and came across a GIANT river. The Platte river. It was so big, I swear 700 of Robert Gagne could fit in it. We decided to build rafts and float the wagons on the river. But it took so long because Sophia took sssssooooo long to decide what to do. So, we spent a day or two building all the supplies we needed. Finally, we were ready. We got the raft in the water, and BAM! I swear I heard the song from Jaws. Dun dun....dun dun.....dun dun! Shark Attack!!
    Then I heard someone said, "Oh, your so cute and cuddly. Your a good shark, yes you are! I'm gonna name you Bertha, yes I am yes I am." Of course it was Nabili.
    "And, there goes your arm! That's gotta hurt. Too bad we traded all of our whiskey." Christine, aka me, said.
    "Don't worry, I stole it back." Kade Said "It was hard but I told the indians I was one of them!"
    "Yay!" Everyone yells!
    Then we finally got to land, and Nabili started crying because she would miss her shark friend, Bertha.
    "I will always remember you! Even though you bit off my arm, I know you were only playing!" We finally left.

    When we were walking on the trail we saw native americans and Robert Gagne went up to them and said "OOGA BOOGA LOOGA!"
    "You do know we speak english" said the head indian.
    "Why were you speaking cave man?" we all asked him. He took a metatation break instead of answering us. We went in a  hideout because there were hostel indians and they made us do the chicken dance. So we grabed our chickens and made them dance.
    "No you fools! you dance!" yelled the indians.
    So Robert Gange got on a chicken costome and the indians started to sing the chicken dace song. Then Robert Gagne started dancing with a big fat chicken that he named Mertle. Then an indian tries to shoots the chicken with an arrow but Robert Gagne wants to save the chicken and goes in his leg. tThe doctors fixed his legs and we traded all of our wiskey and fur plus 100 dollars with the indians. Then we end up on the border of Nebraska.
"Thank you!" the indians yelled
"blooga!" yelled Robert.

            Today we were going and we were walking and then somthing fell on us and it was flying squralis telporting from the sky and after that our faces were all scratched up. When everbody got back up from the flying squrils there were flying wort hogs charging at us and chasing us but we got away from them. Then cinderella's dwarfs came and unleashed wild monkeys that tried to get us to eat spinach. Night came along and along came a vampire that ate the monkeys.
         The next day An evil 3 headed giraffe came and summoned dead pigs to eat us, but then we got sticks to eat them.  A 500 headed, fire breathing bunny came and tried to slice hurt us. Then 200,000 flying vampire hamsters came and saved the day. The president of the army sent the U.S. navy SEALs, and burrowing worms at us and they chased us for a mile and then they arrested us. Then we dug holes in the jail cell to get out.
          It is dawn, and some sort of creature, it looked like a naked mole rats, and they served us crumpets and tea. Next morning a giant sand monster came and the flying wart hogs injured the monster and then tried to throw rocks at us but they epicly failed because the had no thumbs. The president came and ate the flying wart hogs. A wave of spiders came and shared stories about chickens.

SEAN and AIDAN.