Hi!  My name is Sonic and I'm a Hyperian...  We live close to the Lethargians, but those guys are booooring!...  If the Lethargians are slow, tired, and lethargic, then we are hyper, fast, and energetic.  We like to be constantly busy!...

      Even though I'm only 12, I have three jobs...  I work for Jimmy John's where I'm learning to be one of the fastest delivery guys in the business...  I'm also a tutor for kids who are working on their math facts...  I can finish 100 multiplication facts in 6.3 seconds!...  Finally, I type the closed captioning for "Storage Wars" on TLC so that people who are deaf can read what the characters are saying...  Apparently, the last guy had to be fired because he couldn't keep up during the auction scenes...

      I saw you talking to the Lethargians earlier today...  Did your mind wander just a bit?...  Usually, the only people who visit the Lethargians are those who don't pay attention and stop thinking for themselves...  I sure hope you learned your lesson...  It's so important to listen to what people are saying!...  Now, I've said a lot, have you been paying attention?...  Did I speak too fast?... 

(Mr. Solarz)

          Hi, I am Mr. skinny and I live in Dictionopolis and even though I eat 100,000 calories and 500 grams of fat each day and I work out in Fitness 19 for 6 hours I still am skinny. I eat a heavy meal every meal of my life.

          I met Milo an he is a very kind, curious boy. His car is a little wide to me. My car is about half the size of a desk and the steering wheel is about the size of the computer mouse.

          Bye I need to go eat my heavy meal now. Why are you looking around the room am I too skinny to see? bye!!

(Sean)

      Hi I'm Gurgi I am a Pleasentien I live in the forest of sight we are always freindly and ready to help.
      We have food called crunchings and munchings . I saw Milo conducting the symphony it was quite a site
      I am always ready to give a hug and help a freind out.
      Hi we are the Polyhedrons and if you can help. How long can you help? Because there is so many of us and it will be hard helping all of us and we do need lots of help!

      Hello I am Mr. Kipling the algebra lizard. I am a denizen of Digitopilos, and if you heard about the spelling bee from Dictionopilis who can spell anything then I can solve any math problem from counting to calculus.
      Although I am a creature with no opposible thumbs I help 2 people who need workers who can stand on 2 feet who happen to be the Mathmagician and Carl the accountant.

(Nakool)

     Hi my name is Norm!!!! Can you believe that I am the only normal person left in the lands beyond? That drives me CRAZY!!!!! I have no one to talk to about my normal life! All of they people in the lands beyond say that I'm not normal but that's just because they aren't used to my life style. You see I am normal because I eat  with socks on my hands, When I see Faintly Macabre I scream at the top of my lungs "She's a witch you know!", I sing to all of the creatures that live here, I do the cha-cha, I fling putting at people, I specialize in face making, I can make bunnies come out of no where, I have barbie doll! Barbies  are NOT dolls they are action figures!
     Now do you see why I am normal? My life is so troubled and it's NOT my fault.

(CAROLINE)

     Hi, I saw you talking to Alec Bings today. Did you know that he can see through things. Well, anyway. I heard you ask him about the people that grow " The Other Way" And I am one. As you can see, I am a bit...taller then most that live in the village.I am not yet fully grown, as you see. My head is not fully touching the ground just quite yet. I have one thing to say to you before I get onto the important stuff...DON'T CALL ME ONE OF "THE OTHER WAY". Thank you and please listen to my next lecture.
     If you haven't already found out, I am different from the others and which in The Lands Beyond is a bit...say...PECULIAR, and to some of us around here that is WEIRD so I love to take my spot at the circus. All I have to do if stand there automatic $MONEY$. 
     I now will answer your greatest question of all time... HOW DO I EAT. You would think that my food would not get down (or in my case, up) to my stomach. But DUHH my stomach muscles. I've got a lot of them and I can eat JUST FINE!!! Pardon my yelling I get quite annoyed when people of "The other type" inquire about me.

(Josie)

    Hello. I am the punctuation dude. I saw you talking to King Azaz. He likes words, words and more words. But words would make no sense if we didn't have punctuation marks. It would be like this and not make sense You need punctuation marks to make things good sounding. Everything makes sense with punctuation. The exclamation mark is the best! It is awesome!
    If you see the Mathemagican, tell him periods and commas and a bunch of other punctuation marks are better then numbers. They stink! Did I use it use my punctuation right? Of course I did! I'm the Punctuation Dude! Good-bye. I have to go correct grammar. BYE! 

(Matthew)
P.S. Go Grammar too!

     I am Dr. Clarity.  You must know my brother Dr. Dischord and his horrible assistant the Dynne.  I sell and create wonderful noises that everyone loves and decides to use most often.  If you've ever heard an opera singer sing, I sold her that noise or I cured her of sounding bad.  I hope everyone wants lovely sounds like birds chirping in the morning or an angel singing.
    Please buy a sound, and you can get the sound of a soft babbling brook for half off with your purchase!  No, well that's too bad I hope you decide to take me up on my offer it ends by the end of today.
    Now let me tell you that I hate it that my brother is a dimwit and he doesn't have very good taste in noises and you SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND, maybe I should stop sharing  all my inner thoughts with you.  Sorry for raising my voice.  Now you see my brother has been putting me out of business a bit.  
    I do not sell things out of a wagon like my brother, I sell things out of a castle in the clouds where, if you need to get there you think about a magic staircase coming from the sky it will come down wherever you are and you can come to buy things from me.  Please come again and my offer only lasts for today!  

(Lara)

      We are the Branches you will find us in the forest of right and wrong.  We are the kings and queens of this forest.  Ever since Rhyme and Reason were banished are ways have changed a lot:
1. What you ask us is right when its actually wrong But its actually right.  When you ask us something wrong its actually right when its actually wrong.
2. Different sides of the tree rule that oppisite side of the forest.
3. I would never listen to the answer we give you when you ask a question it could be wrong but actually right but actually wrong.

      Now you know how badly we need Rhyme and Reason back, once you get them back are "people" will start doing right the way right should be done and wrong done the way it should be done.  Come and visit again and see how non confusing we will be with Rhyme and Reason.

(Eva)

   Hi! My name is Grouchy George. People usually think of me as a grouchy, outgoing, irritable fluff ball just because I'm related to the Humbug, but that assumption is of course made before they meet me. I guess I'm kind of nice, a little shy and well... O. K. clumsy. I may seem a little over weight, but that is just the fluff. Literally I use my belly as a pillow. I am so soft!

   Anyway, I live in Dictionopolis where I have one of the most important job. I tell all the stories of our greatest moments in History of Dictionopolis as well as the wonderful words that every child needs to know! Unfortunately, we haven't really had the best history considering Rhyme and Reason are gone. But the amazing words are ever so plentiful! Apparently, the students only like me for my big fluffy softness, but they sure have learned a lot! After all how do you think all the people of Dictionopolis got so clever with their vocabulary? I've been in the business for years, ever since the last guy finally finished teaching me all the words and good times of Dictionopolis to me. It took a quite a long time actually. Let's just say I'm a slow learner. :)

   I heard recently that a boy Milo, Tock a watch dog, and my NASTY cousin the Humbug are off to rescue Rhyme and Reason to The Lands Beyond. I never knew my horribly despicable cousin the Humbug could do something so nice. It's like common sense has already return and completely changed him!

(Maggie)