I am Dr. Clarity. You must know my brother Dr. Dischord and his horrible assistant the Dynne. I sell and create wonderful noises that everyone loves and decides to use most often. If you've ever heard an opera singer sing, I sold her that noise or I cured her of sounding bad. I hope everyone wants lovely sounds like birds chirping in the morning or an angel singing.
Please buy a sound, and you can get the sound of a soft babbling brook for half off with your purchase! No, well that's too bad I hope you decide to take me up on my offer it ends by the end of today.
Now let me tell you that I hate it that my brother is a dimwit and he doesn't have very good taste in noises and you SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND, maybe I should stop sharing all my inner thoughts with you. Sorry for raising my voice. Now you see my brother has been putting me out of business a bit.
I do not sell things out of a wagon like my brother, I sell things out of a castle in the clouds where, if you need to get there you think about a magic staircase coming from the sky it will come down wherever you are and you can come to buy things from me. Please come again and my offer only lasts for today!
(Lara)
Please buy a sound, and you can get the sound of a soft babbling brook for half off with your purchase! No, well that's too bad I hope you decide to take me up on my offer it ends by the end of today.
Now let me tell you that I hate it that my brother is a dimwit and he doesn't have very good taste in noises and you SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND, maybe I should stop sharing all my inner thoughts with you. Sorry for raising my voice. Now you see my brother has been putting me out of business a bit.
I do not sell things out of a wagon like my brother, I sell things out of a castle in the clouds where, if you need to get there you think about a magic staircase coming from the sky it will come down wherever you are and you can come to buy things from me. Please come again and my offer only lasts for today!
(Lara)