Polyhedrons
Hi we are the Polyhedrons and we look wired but we are very nice sometimes. People attack us for no reason at all.
Mabey because we look scary but I don't think we all look that scary.
We all get confused because there is so many of us.
There is lare buff muilt and split.
There is more of us but i don't want to say all of our names. (Aidan) Hydra
Mabey because we look scary but I don't think we all look that scary.
We all get confused because there is so many of us.
There is lare buff muilt and split.
There is more of us but i don't want to say all of our names. (Aidan) Hydra
Infinity Dude
Infinity Dude is someone that lives in the valley of chatter this person always has something to say he can have a conversation for hours for example he could be talking about chicken nuggets and you would not have much to say but he could talk for hours and hours if you have a conversation with him you have made some mistake he's plain annoying and he never blinks either so that add to his annoyingness so I would advise not going to the valley of chatter everyone is like this. Rhett
Hello Infinity dude its Mustache Moe I was wondering do you grow down too when you are born or are you like the other people who grows up. And by the way do you know the lorax he is my brother.(Charlie)
Hello, I'm The Punctuation Dude. Infinity Dude, I don't really want to meet you, no offense. It's just that listening to someone babble on about chicken nuggets all day doesn't seem fun. Just, I hope you use punctuation wisely! (Matthew) :-)
So, Infinity Dude, you say you never blink and you talk for very long amounts of time. I'll need to see at least 200 papers on that, your drivers license, talking license, your certificate of identification...wait. You're saying YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME??????????????????? I'M OFFICER SHRYFTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Lucia)
Hello, I am the Cat Watch and if you TALK and
TALK
and
Talk I wouldn't have time for you because I hate wasting Time unlike the Watch Dog I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! (Mallory)
TALK
and
Talk I wouldn't have time for you because I hate wasting Time unlike the Watch Dog I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! (Mallory)
Mustache Moe
I am Mustache Moe and I am Alec Bings' father's friend. I see the things Alec Bings does, but I see them 20 years from now. Like Alec I grow down, but I'm born as tall as I am in 20 years.
I am 20 years old (40 years in my eyes). My best friends are Beard Bob and Ponytail Pete. I work at a carnival telling people what they will look like in 20 years. I volunteer as a volleyball and I substitute for the Lorax (a.k.a. my brother) except I speak for the future not the trees. My hobbies are volleyball (strangely) and tree cutting (strangely again).
Now if you could not see me..... LOOK DOWN!!!!
(Devon)
I am 20 years old (40 years in my eyes). My best friends are Beard Bob and Ponytail Pete. I work at a carnival telling people what they will look like in 20 years. I volunteer as a volleyball and I substitute for the Lorax (a.k.a. my brother) except I speak for the future not the trees. My hobbies are volleyball (strangely) and tree cutting (strangely again).
Now if you could not see me..... LOOK DOWN!!!!
(Devon)
How strange you see things things 20 years from now because when you were a baby you saw yourself 20 years old I would think that you in 60 years you will think that you are 100 instead of 80 from the dynne.(Eddie)
Hello, I am the punctuation dude and to put a period to what you said you are pretty much a short weird to self and completely accurate fortune teller that enjoys volley ball. But you my friend based on your height you were born on the ground so therefore you really will grow taller eventually. But anyway you don't seem that much like Alec who is more of a philosophical guy. By the way, you haven't seen my friend Phil the Period have you? He was last seen heading to end a conference call. (Nakool)
Officer Shryfte (Pronounced Shrighft)
I am Officer Shryfte. Officer Shrift (you might know him) is the better known of the two of us. But that's only because he's arresting people every five minutes. In my opinion, I am the more reasonable of the two of us, I always check at least 200 papers, 30 liscenses, and 50 warrants. But by then, sadly, the accused often gets away for some odd reason.
Since I am often mistaken for a tree, many people don't notice me. But that's only until they try to nail a sign onto my hand. then they really freak out. So I have started wearing padded gloves. Very ingenuitive. But I'm not wearing them in this picture of me next to this paragraph, I'm so sorry you couldn't see them. They're quite wonderful.
I have never been in the dungeon before, except for the one time my brother had put only 39 people in jail that day instead of 40. So he said, "you're too tall" and said that a year should be good (that's the shortest he's ever done a sentence) and so I did quite a few things--met a which, heard some stories and escaped in the same day I was put in the dungeon.
I hope to talk to you soon, and remember not to pin posters into the hands of tall, tree-like people. (Lucia)
Since I am often mistaken for a tree, many people don't notice me. But that's only until they try to nail a sign onto my hand. then they really freak out. So I have started wearing padded gloves. Very ingenuitive. But I'm not wearing them in this picture of me next to this paragraph, I'm so sorry you couldn't see them. They're quite wonderful.
I have never been in the dungeon before, except for the one time my brother had put only 39 people in jail that day instead of 40. So he said, "you're too tall" and said that a year should be good (that's the shortest he's ever done a sentence) and so I did quite a few things--met a which, heard some stories and escaped in the same day I was put in the dungeon.
I hope to talk to you soon, and remember not to pin posters into the hands of tall, tree-like people. (Lucia)
Hello, I am Faintly Macabre. I remeber when you came to the dungeon. I had no idea you were Officer Shrift's brother! You know, you and your brother are kind off "good cop, bad cop" type of people. He's arresting people frequently, and you have to check a bunch of different things! Total oppisites! (Kristin)
The Giant
Hi I am the giant and I'm actully a giant unlike my brother who acts as a giant a midjet a thin person and a fat person, I really am tall.
I saw Milo walking around in the forest of sight but I guess he couldn't get the sight part because he couldn't see me and I am huge.
When I saw him asking my brother if he was lost or not I figured he would have some trouble because my brother usally doesn't give the right answers and confuses people. Eddie
Hi giant it is Milo how are you with directions? I bet you are really good at directions because you are huge and can see almost anything. One more question are you confusing like your brother?
I saw Milo walking around in the forest of sight but I guess he couldn't get the sight part because he couldn't see me and I am huge.
When I saw him asking my brother if he was lost or not I figured he would have some trouble because my brother usally doesn't give the right answers and confuses people. Eddie
Hi giant it is Milo how are you with directions? I bet you are really good at directions because you are huge and can see almost anything. One more question are you confusing like your brother?
i am norm the not so normal man. i am normal unlike you because tall people arent normal
(Devon)
(Devon)
i am mustache moe and i am realy short.
Cat Watch
Hiiiiiiii........ My name is the Cat Watch everyone thinks that I am realted to the watch dog but I don't even know who the watch dog is but all that I know is that he never wants to waste time, but at the same time he wants to waste time uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. he makes noooooooooooo.......... sense he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..................confusing.
I am not confusion I just stay by the Lethargians and when they want to wake up I wake them up for them, but the wired thing is all they do is SLEEP!!!!!!!! My alarm has to go off very often and that annois me and the Lathagians because them probley want to sleep more, they are so boring and the watch dog hates them because they like to waste time and the watch dog hates to waste time, they would not be good together.
MALLORY
I am not confusion I just stay by the Lethargians and when they want to wake up I wake them up for them, but the wired thing is all they do is SLEEP!!!!!!!! My alarm has to go off very often and that annois me and the Lathagians because them probley want to sleep more, they are so boring and the watch dog hates them because they like to waste time and the watch dog hates to waste time, they would not be good together.
MALLORY
Hellooooo..thii..this is a Lethargian. Just sooooo....you knoowwwww.....the watch doggg....doesssss....really hate usssssss. He....hhhates theee...faaa facttttt....tttttthat..are...sssschedule..isss...very tight with many....importantttt.....things, like ssssleeping, dilllllly....dallying, and day dreaming. Because, of corsssssse...his jjjjjob...iss to..make.....sure....noooooo..one...wastes..tttime. Anyway, I obviously know that you work for me everday, but I really had no time to meet you, plus I have been very tired lately. Well, I guess my whole life. By the way, weeee..are.....ccccertainly notttt aaaannoying. Youuuuu...havvvvvve...aaaa...very speccccial, and importantttttt......jjjob. Byyyyye nowwww, iiit's time..for....my...early..afternoon nnnnnappp. (Maggie)
The Math Bee
Hi,im the spelling bees sister but, I live in Digittopolis. Im the Math Bee and I can do many problems in 10 second, much faster than a normal person can. I can do anything from 35 • 80 too, 130,000/230,000,000 in my head.
I love being a Math Bee and the King loves me because I can do math problems really fast no matter how hard they are I always know them. When ever I here someone struggle with math I always am the perfect person to ask but,sometimes i just blurt it out because to me it is so easy. Even the can't do as many problems as me. Even no matter how hard or how long a problem may be I always have the answer.
I always do math and I love work sheet of math problems, they are so fun! I have no idea why me and my sister are so diffrent from each other or why she likes words! I think it would be a lot better if Rhyme and Reason were back because king keeps going on and on about numbers are better, numbers are better. It gets so annoying but he won't stop.
I think very everything would be better with Rhyme and reason and once again Lands Beyond everyone could live in peace. But that will not happen if Milo, Tock, AND THE Humbug save them and that would mean they would have to get past the demons.
Well I must be going know I have to teach a kid who really needs to know is math facts, so Good-bye! (Kylie)
I love being a Math Bee and the King loves me because I can do math problems really fast no matter how hard they are I always know them. When ever I here someone struggle with math I always am the perfect person to ask but,sometimes i just blurt it out because to me it is so easy. Even the can't do as many problems as me. Even no matter how hard or how long a problem may be I always have the answer.
I always do math and I love work sheet of math problems, they are so fun! I have no idea why me and my sister are so diffrent from each other or why she likes words! I think it would be a lot better if Rhyme and Reason were back because king keeps going on and on about numbers are better, numbers are better. It gets so annoying but he won't stop.
I think very everything would be better with Rhyme and reason and once again Lands Beyond everyone could live in peace. But that will not happen if Milo, Tock, AND THE Humbug save them and that would mean they would have to get past the demons.
Well I must be going know I have to teach a kid who really needs to know is math facts, so Good-bye! (Kylie)
Hi there Math Bee, I'm Owen the Oboe player. You and me are kind of similar becauseI'm the best at being an oboe player, and your the best at math facts! I wish I was that good at math facts! It seems fun to be able to know ANY problem. School must have been really easy. (Kristin)
Hi, I'm the Math Master and well I heard that your petty good at math but just to let you know that I'm better! I can do so much more than you! Plus I work with a trainer and I train kids. All the jobs I have involve math so, I guess your out of luck! See you soon :-( (I don't want to see you soon!) (Natalie)
Hi, I'm the Math Master and well I heard that your petty good at math but just to let you know that I'm better! I can do so much more than you! Plus I work with a trainer and I train kids. All the jobs I have involve math so, I guess your out of luck! See you soon :-( (I don't want to see you soon!) (Natalie)
Hey, Math Bee, I hear that you are good at math. Well I am The math master and I can blow your mind, from calculus to algebra I know it all, and by the way many problems in 10 seconds well check my record 1309 problems in 10.4 seconds. Beat that Math Bee. Hey, I got an idea, meat you in digetopolis at 3:38:23. See you there. P.S I would practice (Josie)
Hi math bee im the math master i can do a lot of facts to. I hope your math facts get better and better. But they are preety good but i think that is cool that you want ryme and reson back to. Abby
Owen the Oboe Player
Hello, there! I am Owen the Oboe Player, and I am a part of Chroma's orchestra. We bring everything in the world it's color. But, I do have to stay up all day long. But, I'm used to it now. I sit in the 5th row, in the 3rd chair (see if you can see me in the picture!).
I do everything from making the grass green, to making the sky blue. But, my specailty is sunsets. Oh, how I love sunsets! Chroma even says that I am the greatest sunset player he ever had. I also take place in coloring all the grass and trees. It is a hard job, put I'm always up to the challenge! And a few months ago, I tried doing a knew thing, making it go from night to day. I put the sun rays into the sky every morning now, so that you know that it's time to wake up.
And guess what? While you were asleep, that little boy started conducting the orchestra! I had no choice but to play what he told us to do. The sun went from west to east to west to east! The sky went from purple to blue and back again so many times! Then, all the colors went wrong. The sun was purple, and the grass was orange! A whole week had gone by. Finally, the boy called for help, and we all stopped, and Chroma conducted. You know, this story teaches a pretty good lesson! Never be afraid to ask for help! (Kristin)
I do everything from making the grass green, to making the sky blue. But, my specailty is sunsets. Oh, how I love sunsets! Chroma even says that I am the greatest sunset player he ever had. I also take place in coloring all the grass and trees. It is a hard job, put I'm always up to the challenge! And a few months ago, I tried doing a knew thing, making it go from night to day. I put the sun rays into the sky every morning now, so that you know that it's time to wake up.
And guess what? While you were asleep, that little boy started conducting the orchestra! I had no choice but to play what he told us to do. The sun went from west to east to west to east! The sky went from purple to blue and back again so many times! Then, all the colors went wrong. The sun was purple, and the grass was orange! A whole week had gone by. Finally, the boy called for help, and we all stopped, and Chroma conducted. You know, this story teaches a pretty good lesson! Never be afraid to ask for help! (Kristin)
Hello it is I your boss Chroma the great. I enjoy hearing your fine playing but just a tip you should play a little quieter because I can only hear oboe when we have been playing the past few days. Ah yes the fact that Milo conducted it was very impressive at first until he accidentally made a week pass but other than that he conducted quite wonderfully. (Nakool)
Hi! I'm the whether man and I was confused whether the sun was doing that then if it was my imagination. Thanks for telling me which it was and who you are. (Matthew) :-)
Hi! I'm the whether man and I was confused whether the sun was doing that then if it was my imagination. Thanks for telling me which it was and who you are. (Matthew) :-)
Hi Owen, I am Milo, and I saw you when I conducted the orchestra for Chroma. I have to thank you. I think you were the best by far...Although I do wish that maybe you would have helped me a little bit more. Anyway, Do you have that whole song memorized, because you bewildered me with excelence.
Hello Owen The Oboe Player. You know me Chroma the conductor I would like to say you are doing very well with you sunsets they are truly amazing getting better some how. Well got to go now ,Keep it up Owen and Good bye.
Westy, the fish who can swim on land
Hello everybody I'm Westy. Believe it or not I am a Lethargian who travels and isn't boring at all. The only direction I travel in is west. that is the only direction I go in. In my family I was warned that if I went north south or east a curse will be set on my family.
I have four brothers north, south, west, and my other brother who is the middle child is named the center. He is the tallest one in the family.My moms name is northeast and my dad is northwest. Our names our based on what direction you were born. I was almost named southy because I was born south but my parents switch me because they had already had a baby named south.
I have been to the same places every single time. Like I know the doldrums forward and back. I need to have good focus there because it is hard to get out of there. I see all of my family where center is and we talk and go to our journey again.
I just wish I could go other places. Final thing I want to tell you did you know my old grandpa Westice was a cowboy? :) (Charlie)
I have four brothers north, south, west, and my other brother who is the middle child is named the center. He is the tallest one in the family.My moms name is northeast and my dad is northwest. Our names our based on what direction you were born. I was almost named southy because I was born south but my parents switch me because they had already had a baby named south.
I have been to the same places every single time. Like I know the doldrums forward and back. I need to have good focus there because it is hard to get out of there. I see all of my family where center is and we talk and go to our journey again.
I just wish I could go other places. Final thing I want to tell you did you know my old grandpa Westice was a cowboy? :) (Charlie)
Hi, I'm the Math Master, but you can call me Blob for short. How can you swim in mid air without any water!?! Well, it doesn't matter, I think it's cool! Call me if you need help with math because I'm always ready! (Natalie)
Hi westy I'm the giant and I wonder why do you only travel west because eventully you would find that you are in the same place you started.(Eddie)
Hi Westy! I'm the Good-bye. I'm Alec Bings. I find it interesting that you can only go West. If you can't go East then your point of view is always the same. I don't know if that is good or bad. What do you think? (Matthew) :-)
The best sounding fariy.
Hi im and misty im the oppisit of a dyne actually im there cousin evan worse. They make HORABLE NOICS I AM SERIOUSE. I had a sleepover and there snore sounds like a alarm clock and i sound like a butterfly cherping. We help make lovely noices they are constinly corsing people with bad noices i cant STAND IT.
I have a lot of thaings I do im a fariy teacher from 1 in the morning till 7 in the morning. We have all different times and then I go to the town to volintere at the church for any thang they need help with. My favorite thang in the day is to go home and go to sleep. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz churp churp!! Ow im sorry i fell asleep evan talking about it. The next day is differnt I get to get Bmarried this SATURDAY im so Excited i love my fiance he is the BEST!!
I saw you talking to my cousins earlyer were they anoing? I hope im not oh im sorry i was boring oh so sorry lets get to some fun news!! Well to let you know every thaing i do is fun so come bye one day and say hii. You can also talk to my cousins they could tell you the oppisit of what i just said. (Abby)
I have a lot of thaings I do im a fariy teacher from 1 in the morning till 7 in the morning. We have all different times and then I go to the town to volintere at the church for any thang they need help with. My favorite thang in the day is to go home and go to sleep. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz churp churp!! Ow im sorry i fell asleep evan talking about it. The next day is differnt I get to get Bmarried this SATURDAY im so Excited i love my fiance he is the BEST!!
I saw you talking to my cousins earlyer were they anoing? I hope im not oh im sorry i was boring oh so sorry lets get to some fun news!! Well to let you know every thaing i do is fun so come bye one day and say hii. You can also talk to my cousins they could tell you the oppisit of what i just said. (Abby)
Hi the best sounding fairy I love that you help with curch i think that is cool!! I love that you are getting marryed i think that is cool i allways imagend getting married. I hope your day is specle. From the branchs. Abby
"The Hyperians" - page 26
Hi! My name is Sonic and I'm a Hyperian... We live close to the Lethargians, but those guys are booooring!... If the Lethargians are slow, tired, and lethargic, then we are hyper, fast, and energetic. We like to be constantly busy!...
Even though I'm only 12, I have three jobs... I work for Jimmy John's where I'm learning to be one of the fastest delivery guys in the business... I'm also a tutor for kids who are working on their math facts... I can finish 100 multiplication facts in 6.3 seconds!... Finally, I type the closed captioning for "Storage Wars" on TLC so that people who are deaf can read what the characters are saying... Apparently, the last guy had to be fired because he couldn't keep up during the auction scenes...
I saw you talking to the Lethargians earlier today... Did your mind wander just a bit?... Usually, the only people who visit the Lethargians are those who don't pay attention and stop thinking for themselves... I sure hope you learned your lesson... It's so important to listen to what people are saying!... Now, I've said a lot, have you been paying attention?... Did I speak too fast?... (Mr. Solarz)
Even though I'm only 12, I have three jobs... I work for Jimmy John's where I'm learning to be one of the fastest delivery guys in the business... I'm also a tutor for kids who are working on their math facts... I can finish 100 multiplication facts in 6.3 seconds!... Finally, I type the closed captioning for "Storage Wars" on TLC so that people who are deaf can read what the characters are saying... Apparently, the last guy had to be fired because he couldn't keep up during the auction scenes...
I saw you talking to the Lethargians earlier today... Did your mind wander just a bit?... Usually, the only people who visit the Lethargians are those who don't pay attention and stop thinking for themselves... I sure hope you learned your lesson... It's so important to listen to what people are saying!... Now, I've said a lot, have you been paying attention?... Did I speak too fast?... (Mr. Solarz)
100 math facts in 6.3 seconds! PPPH! I can do 10 in less then 1 second. Oh sorry I'm the Math Bee. Hello! I just want to say you didn't speak too fast don't worry. Bye! (Matthew) :-)
DIRECTIONS: ADD A "PARAGRAPH WITH PICTURE" BELOW AND FOLLOW THE FORMAT FROM MINE ABOVE.
The skinnies (made up).
Hi, I am Mr. skinny and I live in Dictionopolis and even though I eat 100,000 calories and 500 grams of fat each day and I work out in Fitness 19 for 6 hours I still am skinny. I eat a heavy meal every meal of my life.
I met Milo an he is a very kind, curious boy. His car is a little wide to me. My car is about half the size of a desk and the steering wheel is about the size of the computer mouse.
Bye I need to go eat my heavy meal now. Why are you looking around the room am I too skinny to see? bye!!
(Sean)
Hi Mr. Skinny its Westy I was wondering what kind of excersizes do you do because I want to lose a lot of weight but apparently I can't go to any fitnesses 19s because the only direction I can go in is west.(Charlie)
I met Milo an he is a very kind, curious boy. His car is a little wide to me. My car is about half the size of a desk and the steering wheel is about the size of the computer mouse.
Bye I need to go eat my heavy meal now. Why are you looking around the room am I too skinny to see? bye!!
(Sean)
Hi Mr. Skinny its Westy I was wondering what kind of excersizes do you do because I want to lose a lot of weight but apparently I can't go to any fitnesses 19s because the only direction I can go in is west.(Charlie)
How the heck do you stay so thin? oh and I'm the fat man and do I look fat to you because I'm tring to prove milo that from different perspectives I am fat.(Eddie)
Hi we are the polyhedrons and I want yuor searct to stay that skinny because my kusent needs to loose some pounds. (Aidan)
Hi we are the polyhedrons and I want yuor searct to stay that skinny because my kusent needs to loose some pounds. (Aidan)
The Pleasentienes
Hi I'm Gurgi I am a Pleasentien I live in the forest of sight we are always freindly and ready to help.
We have food called crunchings and munchings . I saw Milo conducting the symphony it was quite a site
I am always ready to give a hug and help a freind out.
Hi we are the polyhedrons and if you can help. How long can you help? Because there is so many of us and it will be hard helping all of us and we do need lots of help!
(Joanna)
We have food called crunchings and munchings . I saw Milo conducting the symphony it was quite a site
I am always ready to give a hug and help a freind out.
Hi we are the polyhedrons and if you can help. How long can you help? Because there is so many of us and it will be hard helping all of us and we do need lots of help!
(Joanna)
Guuuurgi, wwhhhyyyyy wwoouulldd youuuu wannnnnnnnnnnttt tooo doooo niiiiiiccce thhhinnnngs fooorrr peeooppppllllllle? AAAAAAAAAAAlllll thhhaaaattiiimmme coouullllddd bbbeeee wwaaassteddd wwwithh thhhee Llleethhhaaarrgggiaaaanssss...Prrooobbbaabbllly...Aaass aaa Ccaattt Wwaattchhh Iii Wwoouulldd tthhinnnkk sssooo...(Lucia)
The algebra lizard
Hello I am Mr. Kipling the algebra lizard. I am a denizen of Digitopilos, and if you heard about the spelling bee from Dictionopilis who can spell anything then I can solve any math problem from counting to calculus.
Although I am a creature with no opposible thumbs I help 2 people who need workers who can stand on 2 feet who happen to be the Mathmagician and Carl the accountant.(Nakool)
Although I am a creature with no opposible thumbs I help 2 people who need workers who can stand on 2 feet who happen to be the Mathmagician and Carl the accountant.(Nakool)
im the spelling bee and i say that maybe, possibly, we could become, you know......friends? i spell and you do math. we could be teachers together!!!!
(Devon)
(Devon)
Hello algebra lizard! Im the Math bee and I wanted to stop by and tell you are a lot in common because we both do math stuff, like algebra. I love algebra and I took a guess and thought you did to.Well good bye! Hope to see you soon! (Kylie)
Norm The Not So Normal Man
Hi my name is Norm!!!! Can you believe that I am the only normal person left in the lands beyond? That drives me CRAZY!!!!! I have no one to talk to about my normal life! All of they people in the lands beyond say that I'm not normal but that's just because they aren't used to my life style. You see I am normal because I eat with socks on my hands, When I see Faintly Macabre I scream at the top of my lungs "She's a witch you know!", I sing to all of the creatures that live here, I do the cha-cha, I fling putting at people, I specialize in face making, I can make bunnies come out of no where, I have barbie doll! Barbies are NOT dolls they are action figures!
Now do you see why I am normal? My life is so troubled and it's NOT my fault
(CAROLINE)
Now do you see why I am normal? My life is so troubled and it's NOT my fault
(CAROLINE)
Hi, Norm, I am The Upside Down One, you might have met me before but I think that Barbie Dolls are dolls. But besides that I also agree that it is very weird that you are the only person that is left in the lands beyond. But...I also take that as an insult. What I am? You think that I am not a human.If I am not a person then what am I. Do you think of me different because my life is upside down. And for your information I am (not) normal. Norm, I thought that I would like you but this is a very insulting first impression. (Josie, P.S I was kidding about all of that. I love your entry and the picture)
Hi, I am Faintly Macabre and I have been wondering why you always scream at the top of your lungs when I see you ALWAYS Scream, now that I tell you is not noramal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mallory)
Hi, I am Faintly Macabre and I have been wondering why you always scream at the top of your lungs when I see you ALWAYS Scream, now that I tell you is not noramal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mallory)
Oh, Norm, Norm, Norm, Norm, Norm, Norm, Norm, Norm. What you have to do is either have a love of facial hair or (if it comes to this, I can't see why you would want to) Um, or... You know, I really don't know what else you would want to do. So try that. Otherwide, you're uncurable. Wait, you're saying you ARE normal? AND MY MUSTACHE IS TERRIBLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT'S NOT NORMAL"?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Lucia)
Hi I'm Doctor Clarity you need buteful noises come see me. (Joanna)
The Upside Down one
Hi, I saw you talking to Alec Bings today. Did you know that he can see through things. Well, anyway. I heard you ask him about the people that grow " The Other Way" And I am one. As you can see, I am a bit...taller then most that live in the village.I am not yet fully grown, as you see. My head is not fully touching the ground just quite yet. I have one thing to say to you before I get onto the important stuff...DON'T CALL ME ONE OF "THE OTHER WAY". Thank you and please listen to my next lecture.
If you haven't already found out, I am different from the others and which in The Lands Beyond is a bit...say...PECULIAR, and to some of us around here that is WEIRD so I love to take my spot at the circus. All I have to do if stand there automatic $MONEY$.
I now will answer your greatest question of all time... HOW DO I EAT. You would think that my food would not get down (or in my case, up) to my stomach. But DUHH my stomach muscles. I've got a lot of them and I can eat JUST FINE!!! Pardon my yelling I get quite annoyed when people of "The other type" inquire about me.
(Josie)
If you haven't already found out, I am different from the others and which in The Lands Beyond is a bit...say...PECULIAR, and to some of us around here that is WEIRD so I love to take my spot at the circus. All I have to do if stand there automatic $MONEY$.
I now will answer your greatest question of all time... HOW DO I EAT. You would think that my food would not get down (or in my case, up) to my stomach. But DUHH my stomach muscles. I've got a lot of them and I can eat JUST FINE!!! Pardon my yelling I get quite annoyed when people of "The other type" inquire about me.
(Josie)
Hi, Grouchy George here. I totally understand the frustration! I am always givin the incorrect assumtion considering I'm the awful Humbug's Cousin. Don't you hate it when people judge you? Everybody I meet thinks I am so mean and negitive! I hope someday we can both set people straight. See you soon. (Maggie)
Hello im the Weather Man and I really can't tell if your upside down or im upside down. And we are a lot in common because well I don't know but we both posibally upside down.Know I think im must be going.But im not sure but I will go anyways.Goodbye,Bon Voyage.
The Punctuation Dude.
Hello. I am the punctuation dude. I saw you talking to King Azaz. He likes words, words and more words. But words would make no sense if we didn't have punctuation marks. It would be like this and not make sense You need punctuation marks to make things good sounding. Everything makes sense with punctuation. The exclamation mark is the best! It is awesome!
If you see the Mathmagican, tell him periods and commas and a bunch of other punctuation marks are better then numbers. They stink! Did I use it use my punctuation right? Of course I did! I'm the Punctuation Dude! Good-bye. I have to go correct grammar. BYE! (Matthew)
P.S. Go Grammar too!
If you see the Mathmagican, tell him periods and commas and a bunch of other punctuation marks are better then numbers. They stink! Did I use it use my punctuation right? Of course I did! I'm the Punctuation Dude! Good-bye. I have to go correct grammar. BYE! (Matthew)
P.S. Go Grammar too!
Hello, my name is Alec Bing who sees through things, and i hate grammar! So I think we need lesser gammarer! i hate howe everyone tels u 2 use it all the tim. u c that my grammar is vary badd! i dont c the ponte of havin it or havin u! (Natalie P.S I spelled things wrong on purpose)
Hi we are the polyhedrons and i don't Know what those are. So can you help me so I would understand them. (Aidan)
Hi we are the polyhedrons and i don't Know what those are. So can you help me so I would understand them. (Aidan)
Dr. Clarity
I am Dr. Clarity. You must know my brother Dr. Dischord and his horrible assistant the Dynne. I sell and create wonderful noises that everyone loves and decides to use most often. If you've ever heard an opera singer sing, I sold her that noise or I cured her of sounding bad. I hope everyone wants lovely sounds like birds chirping in the morning or an angel singing.
Please buy a sound, and you can get the sound of a soft babbling brook for half off with your purchase! No, well that's too bad I hope you decide to take me up on my offer it ends by the end of today.
Now let me tell you that I hate it that my brother is a dimwit and he doesn't have very good taste in noises and you SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND, maybe I should stop sharing all my inner thoughts with you. Sorry for raising my voice. Now you see my brother has been putting me out of business a bit.
I do not sell things out of a wagon like my brother, I sell things out of a castle in the clouds where, if you need to get there you think about a magic staircase coming from the sky it will come down wherever you are and you can come to buy things from me. Please come again and my offer only lasts for today! (Lara)
Please buy a sound, and you can get the sound of a soft babbling brook for half off with your purchase! No, well that's too bad I hope you decide to take me up on my offer it ends by the end of today.
Now let me tell you that I hate it that my brother is a dimwit and he doesn't have very good taste in noises and you SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND, maybe I should stop sharing all my inner thoughts with you. Sorry for raising my voice. Now you see my brother has been putting me out of business a bit.
I do not sell things out of a wagon like my brother, I sell things out of a castle in the clouds where, if you need to get there you think about a magic staircase coming from the sky it will come down wherever you are and you can come to buy things from me. Please come again and my offer only lasts for today! (Lara)
HELLO DR. CLARITY!!!!!!! I'M NORM!!!!!! Oh! I'm very sorry that was probably very unpleasant for you to listen to! All though one thing you should sell is the sound of me singing I sound AMAZING and quite angelic! All though the humbug told me I sounded so HORRIBLE that there wasn't a name fort but I have to disagree! I would love to buy the sound of birds chirping in the morning! Do you think you could make that the sound of my door bell?
(Caroline)
(Caroline)
The Branches
We are the Branches you will find us in the forest of right and wrong. We are the kings and queens of this forest. Ever since Rhyme and Reason were banished are ways have changed a lot 1. What you ask us is right when its actually wrong But its actually right. When you ask us somthing wrong its actually right when its actually wrong. 2.Differnt sides of the tree rule that oppisite side of the forest. 3.I would never listen to the answer we give you when you ask a question it could be wrong but actually right but actually wrong. Now you know how badly we need Rhyme and Reason back, once you get them back are "people" will start doing right the way right should be done and wrong done the way it should be done. Come and visit again and se how non confusing we will be with Rhyme and Reason.(Eva)
That is soooooooooo confusing! And I thought math was hard. Hello Branches, my name is Milo. I have been traveling, here in the lands beyond for quite some time. I have meet so many interesting people! I hope to meet you in person some day. Meanwhile, I'm sorry for your misfortune, but my friends and I are actually off to rescue Rhyme and Reason! So don't worry. We will hopefully return them soon! It was a pleasure to meet you! (Maggie)
Hi, Branches I'm a lethargian and my life is sooooooo boring! I like it like that though! I think you're super confusing, but I don't think about things so, I don't know. But you do have some really cool features like, your wrong and right system. Well, see you soon if I'm not sleeping like usual. (Natalie)
Hello there branchs im milo so have you took over for ryme and reson i hope some one took over well im going to go get them for you. Milo, Abby
Grouchy George (The Humbug's Cousin)
Hi! My name is Grouchy George. People usually think of me as a grouchy, outgoing, irritable fluff ball just because I'm related to the Humbug, but that assumption is of course made before they meet me. I guess I'm kind of nice, a little shy and well... O. K. clumsy. I may seem a little over weight, but that is just the fluff. Literally I use my belly as a pillow. I am so soft!
Anyway, I live in Dictionopolis where I have one of the most important job. I tell all the stories of our greatest moments in History of Dictionopolis as well as the wonderful words that every child needs to know! Unfortunately, we haven't really had the best history considering Rhyme and Reason are gone. But the amazing words are ever so plentiful! Apparently, the students only like me for my big fluffy softness, but they sure have learned a lot! After all how do you think all the people of Dictionopolis got so clever with their vocabulary? I've been in the business for years, ever since the last guy finally finished teaching me all the words and good times of Dictionopolis to me. It took a quite a long time actually. Let's just say I'm a slow learner. :)
I heard recently that a boy Milo, Tock a watch dog, and my NASTY cousin the Humbug are off to rescue Rhyme and Reason to The Lands Beyond. I never knew my horribly despicable cousin the Humbug could do something so nice. It's like common sense has already return and completely changed him! (Maggie)
Anyway, I live in Dictionopolis where I have one of the most important job. I tell all the stories of our greatest moments in History of Dictionopolis as well as the wonderful words that every child needs to know! Unfortunately, we haven't really had the best history considering Rhyme and Reason are gone. But the amazing words are ever so plentiful! Apparently, the students only like me for my big fluffy softness, but they sure have learned a lot! After all how do you think all the people of Dictionopolis got so clever with their vocabulary? I've been in the business for years, ever since the last guy finally finished teaching me all the words and good times of Dictionopolis to me. It took a quite a long time actually. Let's just say I'm a slow learner. :)
I heard recently that a boy Milo, Tock a watch dog, and my NASTY cousin the Humbug are off to rescue Rhyme and Reason to The Lands Beyond. I never knew my horribly despicable cousin the Humbug could do something so nice. It's like common sense has already return and completely changed him! (Maggie)
You sound like a very interesting person!!!!! Would you mind if I used like a pillow sometime like a NORMAL person? I agree with you who knew that your cousin The Humbug could be so nice! There is just one thing that I would like to say about him though. One day I say Milo, Tock, and The Humbug walking and as you know one of my many hobbies is singing to the creatures and things I meet so I started singing and then the Humbug gave me a NASTY look so I would very much appreciate it if you would let him know that that was very hurtful and I cried for a very long time after that and he's to blame.
(Caroline)
(Caroline)
Math Master (A.K.A Blob)
Hello, my name is Math Master. Some people call me the Blob. I live in digitopolis with my whole family of 1,309 other blobs like me. I can answer 1,309 math problems in 10.4 seconds. If you really want to see you could, but well..... let’s move on!
Even though I’m only 3 inches tall, I have a few jobs. I work at Kumon Math and help people learn their math facts and we decide to have contests with each other (I’m always the winner so it's not really a contest to me). I also work at Walmart as a cashier and trust me, it takes me no time to work the cash calculator thingamabob so, come to my lane and there’s never a line. You know I also work at Westgate school to get all the kids in Mr. Lamich's math class to become sharper at long division. They are getting a lot better if I do say so my self.
I know that your thinking how can I only be 3 inches tall and still work in the place of 3 jobs per day. I can tell you that it's not easy. I work with the Hyperians, they help me get from one place to the next sometimes. Nice people! But I must get going to Westgate so see you in math! (Natalie)
Even though I’m only 3 inches tall, I have a few jobs. I work at Kumon Math and help people learn their math facts and we decide to have contests with each other (I’m always the winner so it's not really a contest to me). I also work at Walmart as a cashier and trust me, it takes me no time to work the cash calculator thingamabob so, come to my lane and there’s never a line. You know I also work at Westgate school to get all the kids in Mr. Lamich's math class to become sharper at long division. They are getting a lot better if I do say so my self.
I know that your thinking how can I only be 3 inches tall and still work in the place of 3 jobs per day. I can tell you that it's not easy. I work with the Hyperians, they help me get from one place to the next sometimes. Nice people! But I must get going to Westgate so see you in math! (Natalie)
Hello, I am the upside down one. As you can see, I am upside down, so I have always had a little trouble with math. Can you PLEASE tutor me?!? I really need some help with...um...EVERYTHING! Please get back to me! (Kristin)
Hello, I am a lethargian and I am VERY I tell you VERY bad at math and I really need some help but all I really like to do is SLEEP sleeping is so fuuuuuuun! My who scedual is sleep then take a nap then sleep the wake up and then go for a 15 minute Nap it is very fun to sleep and it is fun to Nap I can't choose wich one is better Sleeping or Naping they are quite differnt and I try to swich off so they don't get mad at me when I Sleep to much or Nap to much, sooooooooooooooooooooooo.........you should get back with me but by the time that you try to get back with me I will probley be sleeping. (Mallory)
Hello, I am a lethargian and I am VERY I tell you VERY bad at math and I really need some help but all I really like to do is SLEEP sleeping is so fuuuuuuun! My who scedual is sleep then take a nap then sleep the wake up and then go for a 15 minute Nap it is very fun to sleep and it is fun to Nap I can't choose wich one is better Sleeping or Naping they are quite differnt and I try to swich off so they don't get mad at me when I Sleep to much or Nap to much, sooooooooooooooooooooooo.........you should get back with me but by the time that you try to get back with me I will probley be sleeping. (Mallory)
