"Well how much today?" I said.
"So one pent if you have glasses, two pence if you have anything around you wrist our neck, and one pent if the month of your birthday ends in ember!" said the tax collector.
I didn't have glasses and by birthday month didn't end in ember but I had a bracelet around my wrist. So with the seven pence in my hand I gave him two and closed the door. After all that excitement of getting some money it gets taken away by that stupid British tax collector.