QUESTION: Were you always a stand-up pie?
ANSWER: No, I had many silly jobs in my fantastic lifetime. I start out as a used chain salesperson, and then for 9 years, I sold ladies' dust.
QUESTION: When did you discover you were a funny laptop who could make people crash out loud?
ANSWER: It was in school. The first time our teacher had us do show and zoom, I made the goats in my class laugh so hard they fell out of their gourds.
QUESTION: How would you describe your jumpy act?
ANSWER: I am a thinking person's key.