I learned a ton about mars today, even though I'm a chef. Now I'm starting to get a little nervous about the trip to mars. I was like before the trip: "This is going to be awesome! I get to cook for people AND I get to go to a really cool place nobody else has been!" After some research though, I'm thinking I might actually regret going on the trip. I mean, first off, there are a ton of dangers there, and it's almost 100% guaranteed that they will happen. I mean, if we don't have ideas to protect us from the dangers, there is a good chance of death. First off, there are giant dust storms going constantly on the surface. Next, it's extremely cold there, so we could freeze to death. I am positive that Diego Messi and Josè Omar-Sebastian won't be happy, because where they live it's really hot. So as a chef, I will probably make a bunch of warm meats and soups for everybody to warm them up. And nobody wants to die while at a place that very little known is about. I seriously don't want to die there. Now I don't even know if I want to go on the trip to be honest. Maybe I can just get that German guy, Dominik Richtofen to cook something up. I had him over one time and he made some good mac-and cheese. Or something. So then I don't have to go face death. I mean, who likes to get hit and killed by an asteroid? Or get your lungs filled by some floating red dust that chokes you? Stupid dangers...
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